Tommorow- National Singles Awarness Day
Otherwise known as Valentine’s Day to those who believe it to be an actual holiday instead of a day meant to torture and humiliate. Which is what I believe it is; a day of total humiliation, torture, annoyance, and exaggerated forms of public affection.
Get a hold of yourselves, people!
Maybe I’m just jealous, I know. But you have to admit that it is just a ploy to make you spend money due to the fear of getting a big, fat dumping by your pissed girlfriend if you don’t buy her a Juicy Couture bracelet or giant teddy bear that she has to carry to all her classes so that she can show it off.
So, yeah, my “Valentine’s Day” means watching He’s Just Not That Into You a million times and stuffing my face with all those delicious Valentine’s Day candies that I bought myself.
Lina