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Hi. My name is Paulina and I believe in honesty. Which is why I'm going to tell you flat out who I am; I'm a conservative, quirky, awkward, passionate, argumentative, and Catholic teenager that can't wait to grow up. I love vintage things, clothing, music, romantic movies, and books like Jane Eyre and the Hunger Games. Oh, and if you think you're my soul mate, please give me an "Ask" because I've been looking all over for you. (Innocently, of course...)

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Funny Guy

Funny Guy trying to sell something:Look at all these great discounts you get at these restaurants if you buy this card.

Customer: I don’t even go to these stores.

Funny Guy: First of all they’re not called stores they’re called restaurants. And, (turns card), whoa! Look at that! More discounts. All for only $10.

Customer: I don’t even have money.

Funny Guy: What? Man, why didn’t you tell me? I would have stopped a long time ago!

I know this isn’t that funny to other people but I’m mainly putting it up here so that I remember how hilarious this was.

Lina





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