Funny Guy trying to sell something:Look at all these great discounts you get at these restaurants if you buy this card.
Customer: I don’t even go to these stores.
Funny Guy: First of all they’re not called stores they’re called restaurants. And, (turns card), whoa! Look at that! More discounts. All for only $10.
Customer: I don’t even have money.
Funny Guy: What? Man, why didn’t you tell me? I would have stopped a long time ago!
I know this isn’t that funny to other people but I’m mainly putting it up here so that I remember how hilarious this was.