Someday, I’ll travel the world…
Funny Guy trying to sell something:Look at all these great discounts you get at these restaurants if you buy this card.
Customer: I don’t even go to these stores.
Funny Guy: First of all they’re not called stores they’re called restaurants. And, (turns card), whoa! Look at that! More discounts. All for only $10.
Customer: I don’t even have money.
Funny Guy: What? Man, why didn’t you tell me? I would have stopped a long time ago!
I know this isn’t that funny to other people but I’m mainly putting it up here so that I remember how hilarious this was.
Tommorow- National Singles Awarness Day
Otherwise known as Valentine’s Day to those who believe it to be an actual holiday instead of a day meant to torture and humiliate. Which is what I believe it is; a day of total humiliation, torture, annoyance, and exaggerated forms of public affection.
Get a hold of yourselves, people!
Maybe I’m just jealous, I know. But you have to admit that it is just a ploy to make you spend money due to the fear of getting a big, fat dumping by your pissed girlfriend if you don’t buy her a Juicy Couture bracelet or giant teddy bear that she has to carry to all her classes so that she can show it off.
So, yeah, my “Valentine’s Day” means watching He’s Just Not That Into You a million times and stuffing my face with all those delicious Valentine’s Day candies that I bought myself.